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You are a Teddy Bear.


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Day 1 - james admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of sam. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, zena is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although cayne later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.

2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. adam creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. kirsty hits him with a fork.

3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of buckingham palace out of chocolate ice cream. After much persuasion by adam, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.

4 - Training for the buckingham palace task is well under way. However havoc ensues when cayne, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat bastard in the house, eats half the chocolate ice cream. kirsty is furious.

5 - Today is the day when the buckingham palace task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when cayne farts and blows buckingham palace over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. sam cries.

6 - adam gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.

7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, sam admits that she likes to be spanked on the arse with a fork. james says he never wears condoms because they make his dick sore and adam agrees. zena goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual bastards. cayne sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up adam.

8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. james goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. kirsty and sam are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for james.

9 - kirsty and sam are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. zena sings them a song - the cheeky girls - to make them feel better.

10 - The public vote sam out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. sam leaves.

11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with sam's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. zena has to make do without the cucumber she requested. kirsty is visibly depressed and is comforted by adam, who tries to touch her on her ass.

12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of adam touching kirsty's ass over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.

13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that cayne refuses to run because his dick hurts a bit.

14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. cayne finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. kirsty calls cayne a lazy dick.

15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. james tells everyone individually that he thinks kirsty is a whore. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. kirsty and adam are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for james.

16 - The nominations are announced. kirsty can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. adam is equally stunned and turns to kirsty for comfort. cayne is distraught and confesses to zena that he thinks he is in love with adam. zena says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know

17 - The public vote adam out of the house. kirsty says she is gutted and even gives adam a clipping of hair from her ass to prove how much she cares. cayne is also devastated but keeps his hair to himself. adam leaves.

18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of kirsty clipping the hair from her ass. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.

19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of angola in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.

20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of angola sounds like but cayne says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose james as the one who must complete the task.

21 - james successfully burps not only the National Anthem of angola but also God Save The Queen, the cheeky girls and the theme tune to buffy. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.

22 - Nominations are due and james tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. cayne and zena are nominated.

23 - cayne and zena take their nominations well and sit down with james and kirsty to discuss why they voted for them. james keeps quiet but kirsty accuses cayne of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred dick before bursting into tears.

24 - The public vote zena out of the house and nobody really gives a shit. zena leaves.

25 - james becomes the first housemate to have a wank. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of james's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a wanker.

26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of elephant dung using only a fork. james is unsure but cayne is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.

27 - Completely out of the blue, cayne breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the elephant incident from his childhood. kirsty tries to persuade him to stay but james sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. cayne decides to leave.

28 - With only two housemates remaining, the elephant dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely pissed on some vegetable wine, made by kirsty from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.

29 - Nominations are due for the final time. james asks kirsty to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly james nominates kirsty to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does kirsty.

30 - When the nomination is announced, kirsty graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that james is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. james takes his £70,000 and runs away to angola. Nobody, including kirsty, ever sees him again.

Date:	2003-05-21 18:23
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	full

: ) just had me a macdonalds

hmm my feeling towards my exams today: i think i may have JUST scraped a C in english lit, an drama i just fucked up completely, its not a good thing when you finish a 2 hour exam in 40 mins : (

LEEDS = D bands i'm most lookin forward to :
*finch
*the used
*hell is for heroes
*a static lullaby
*funeral for a friend

and just the whole thing in general is gonna rule

i think thats all i have to say, oh except my brother has robbed my phone : ( ghay.

x x x

Date:	2003-05-20 22:52
Subject:	SHIIIIT
Security:	Public
Mood:	anxious

i dont understand this, i never get nervous about exams.

i suppose it would help if i had prepared at ALL.

shit i'm really scared i'm gonna fuck my life up all because i was too lazy to read a book :'(

in other news . . . street team leader/sub forum mod hehehe cooool
x x x

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YOu are easy to get along with and you
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today i would like to express my appreciation for:
*birds eye chicken dippers
*chocolate and dr pepper
*usefulness of baseball caps for covering up greasy hair

that is all
x x x

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****OPINIONS*****
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Date:	2003-05-17 12:07
Subject:	tonight
Security:	Public
Mood:	bouncy

i'm bored anyone wanna come sit off at mine tonight??

theres a possibilty of an xbox tournament on some game or other if someone brings extra joypads.

shop that sells alcohol if someone brings money

an general squashing into a small space fun also

anyone's welcome.

i am bored and broke
that is all
x x x

Date:	2003-05-16 09:56
Subject:	OMG OMG
Security:	Public
Mood:	jubilant

we have radiohead tickets, KIRSTY we have radiohead tickets

X X X X X

Date:	2003-05-15 18:15
Subject:	i'm a greedy bitch
Security:	Public
Mood:	weird

i havent really got anything interesting to say but i felt like updating so i'm just going to write about what i've done today so far

i got up this morning got dressed and proceeded to walk to school, got to school said hello to people with exams picked up english sheets an german prep sheets. then me an kirsty went into liverpool i got my photos from tuesday developed and had some chicken selects. then stopped off in birkenhead on the way home and went the cinema, saw old school was quite funny.on ma way to train station saw some of my old freimnds i hadnt seen in a while so stopped to talk to them an so i missed my train but luckily one came about 3 minutes after so i wasnt that pissed off an then got train home from birkenhead an bought some apple turnovers on the way in an so far have eaten 3 of a pack of 6, i dont know why i'm so hungry i had loads to eat today oh well i wonder whats for tea . . .

x x x

Date:	2003-05-11 20:16
Subject:	oral?
Security:	Public
Mood:	scared

dude, i have to say i cannot speak french or german this does not bode well with the forthcoming french an german examinations, i am currently supposed to be writing an learning my presentation for french however it does not go well.

at this point i would just like to make it clear how much i am going to miss everyone at wirral an how much it means to me that people have been trying to convince me to stay.i could list the people i will miss the most and as i am bored an putting off writing this french thingy i think i will, in no paticular order:
kirsty - i see you as my best friend, someone i can talk to, you are amazing, i hope we do not lose contact but if we do know that you are a wonderful person an i will always love you.
zena - i have to say similar things to you; you are lovely an extremly talented i love you an will miss you loads.
rakel - you kick ass, love you, keep in touch
philippa - dude, keep in touch
sedge
ali
kay
lauren
katherine
sarah

there are others who i will miss but this is quite upsetting, anyone who cares stay in touch i can guarantee you will be missed.
although it is only a change of school, this has been a big decision for me and will be hard.
not that you'll be worried if i dont but i'll be back to visit.
thanks for everyone's support over the past 5 years, thanks to you all even those i dont necesarily get along with, i am a stronger and better person, you'll all be remembered, an just so you dont forget me i'll throw a kick ass party sometime in the holidays
x x x
you don't have to be a famous person, just to make your mark

Date:	2003-05-09 23:40
Subject:	this evening
Security:	Public
Mood:	accomplished

gu'ead allister
gu'ead less than jake
gu'ead stolen tshirts (that dont fit)

GU'EAD!!!

x x x

Date:	2003-05-07 19:31
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	bored

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gawd, i'm bored.

x x x

oooooh fuck i'm cofused : ( i do not know what to do.

on a seperate note 'a beautiful mind' is a pretty damn good film really

that is all
x x x

Date:	2003-05-05 21:16
Subject:	just stuff
Security:	Public
Mood:	lonely

ok so today i sat around doing pretty much nothing, but i came to a decision about sixth form, i'm leaving, i am gonna go to bsfc. i know i'm gonna miss everyone an its gonna be even harder now kirsty has pretty much decided to stay at wirral, but thats life. in the long run i think moving is gonna be best for me , an thats all i have to say about that.

i have done a suprising amount of just sitting an thinking today but for some reason i cant seem to write the thoughts down, in a way its probably a good thing coz they'd make no sense.

one an a half weeks left

x x x

Date:	2003-05-03 17:46
Subject:
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Mood:	awake

omg i have been updating way too much, oh well, i'll just do one more, haha.

so once i sobered up an fil had gone home. i went shopping with my brother an his mate then after i carried barrys shopping round he gave me money : D an so i went an met fil an people an went to see x-men 2, it was a bit of a beast really.

an now i'm all alone an bored

could of had friends round or summit ah well, if anyone is bored an readin this (an i know you) feel free to come round

bye bye everybody bye bye
p.s apologies for anything stoopid i did last night

x x x

man i was drunk last night o.0

gu'ead invader zim

x x x

Date:	2003-05-03 02:10
Subject:	drukneneasssssss
Security:	Public
Mood:	drunk

*EDITED DUE TO EXPLICIT CONTENT . . . . maybe*

i got 5 people to say i was fit tonight, whpoooo go drunk people : D
i'm so ugly *cries*
love you
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Date:	2003-05-02 18:07
Subject:	. . nothing really
Security:	Public
Mood:	contemplative

i have to say this is blatanly my favourite song at the moment : D

BASTARD

i need to go out to the garage

LOOK at the weather LOOK!!!! its pissing it down!

oh well, people come to stairways tonight, i need entertaining

x x x
i'm about to see a million things i thought i'd never see before and i'm about to do all the things i've dreamed of an i don't even miss you at all


later on:
if that rain goes off now, after i've just been outside an got absolutely soaked, i shan't be happy

x x x

Date:	2003-05-02 16:57
Subject:	should i stay or should i go?
Security:	Public
Mood:	blah

cant decide wether i want to leave wirral or not. i think i will. no i think i'll stay. nah i'm leavin ARGH! i dunno = /

walked home in 40 minutes today : )

x x x
don't let yourself go, everybody cries and everybody hurts sometimes